Post by dbsmentality on Mar 31, 2018 14:35:25 GMT -5
Cole: WHAT??? Is it?
Coachman: Oh my god guys!
Graves: It's him!
Cole: The Rock is here!
Graves: I'm getting goosebumps, Cole!
Cole: The question is why is he here?
Graves: I don't know Cole, but you would think that the most electrifying man in sports entertainmant can go anywhere he wants!
*gets in the ring and grabs mic*
The Rock: FINALLY....THE ROCK IS BACK.....HOME!
*Rocky....Rocky...Rocky....Rocky*
The ROCK missed you guys too.....
So exactly...WHY...is The ROCK back?
Well it's THAT TIME AGAIN! And where else would the most electrifying man in sports entertainment be....but on the most electrifying event in sports entertainment.....WRESTLEMANIA!
*WRESTLE-MANIA clap clap..clapclapclap....WRESTLE-MANIA clap clap...clapclapclap*
You see....The Rock isn't just back because he just wants to BE at WRESTLEMANIA....no no no. The ROCK is BACK...because THE ROCK is BACK...... FOR GOOD!
*crowd cheers*
The ROCK has been watching...and THE ROCK thinks......no...THE ROCK KNOWS he can put BOOTS TO ASSES to all this current talent.....and THE ROCK WANTS to BE...The PEOPLE'S CHAMPION to you all once again!
*THANK YOU ROCK....THANK YOU ROCK...THANK YOU ROCK!*
Now The ROCK doesn't expect to stomp on out here and just be given the title or a shot at the title right off the bat. Although The ROCK KNOWS he can TAKE the title...just like that... off of the jabroni who has it now...
what's his name?
KANDY OWENS?
*KANDY OWENS...clap clap..clapclapclap.....KANDY OWENS clap clap...clapclapclap*
Or the man who will be facing him at Wrestlemania.....SHREK!
*SHREK...SHREK..SHREK...SHREK!*
What about the SOCCER MOM?
*AJ STYLES clap clap...clapclapclap....AJ STYLES clap clap...clapclapclap*
......or my OLD DEAD pal?
*UNDER-TAKER clap clap clapclapclap....UNDER-TAKER clap clap clapclapclap*
The fact of the matter is this....
THE ROCK wants to EARN his opportunities.
So THE ROCK is here to STAY...
IF YOU SMELLL-LALALA- LAO! What The ROCK....is COOKIN!
