The Miz Self Promo (Week 5)

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*Quiet on the set, can we please have quiet on the set.*
*AWEEEEEEEESOMEEEEEEEEE*
*I came to play*



Corey Graves: Here comes the Miz.

* The Miz enters the ring*



The Miz: You all know me, the A Lister, not the B Lister, or C Lister, no, no, no, the A Lister. *Crowd Boos*



The Miz: WHEN MY HANDS UP, YOU'RE MOUTH GOES SHUT! *The Miz Frowns*

The Miz: You see, I never knew the WWE Division was allowing losers to come steal the show. The problem is, people like you fat Americans, and wrestlers in the back, don't recognize me. I am a WWE CHAMPION! It doesn't matter if I don't have a belt, or I do. The point is, all the wrestlers in the back are the weakest links, and they are given title opportunities? There are NO good or any better title holders in the WWE Division. All of them are sick bastards. Not one are any level near me. While everyone in the back are watching me now, they have no balls to step inside of this ring and come face to face with me. All the wrestlers in the back have no skill, but just hype BY YOU IDIOTS!    



I AM THE FACE OF THIS DIVISION! I AM THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE. I MADE THIS DIVISION RELEVENT! I AM POWERFUL AND NO ONE CAN TAKE AWAY MY POWER. I HAVE ALL THE GLORY IN THE WORLD TO MYSELF, AND MY WIFE, MARYSE. You see, I will hunt these people down until I get what I want. I am getting a title, sooner or later. I don't care if I get it when I retire, but one day, I will have a title around my waist. You want to know why, because I'M THE MIZ,




AND I'MMMMMMMM, AWEEEEEEESOMEEEEEEEEEEE!

*I came to play*

[Randy Orton]

*Randy Ortons Theme*
If anybody is getting a title shot, it's going to be me. Miz The only thing you're dominating is the mid card, Major titles are for the big dogs, not cowards that'll do anything to get out of matches. Why dot you do us all a favor and go back to Hollywood to make terrible movies that John Cena already made.

[Randy Orton]

*Randy Ortons Theme*
Randy Orton: If anybody is getting a title shot, it's going to be me. Miz The only thing you're dominating is the mid card, Major titles are for the big dogs, not cowards that'll do anything to get out of matches. Why dot you do us all a favor and go back to Hollywood to make terrible movies that John Cena already made.
*RKO OUTTA NO WHERE*

Cole: Oh my goodness The miz got hit with an RKO! Randy Orton definitely got his message heard