Post by TheRingGeneral23 on Dec 7, 2017 14:34:13 GMT -5
*scene opens with Jake "the snake" Roberts*
Jake Roberts- As most have heard by now, I'm back. Sounds like good news, right? No, no, no.. That's bad news. At least for everyone here. When I received the phone call to step back inside the wrestling ring, I thought long and hard about it... And I remembered.. For centuries, as long as man has walked this planet, fear has existed.
Every living creature that roams this earth, has a fear. Do you know what the most feared thing is? It's not spiders, it's not even death, but snakes. For centuries, man has feared the snake. Reasons vary from country to country, decade long myths and legends of monsters and demons...
Now you may say, this isn't true, but it is my friends. Because you see... Snakes, they ambush their prey. So camouflaged, you never see it coming. Snakes most often attack when another creature enters or comes close to their territory, and that ring, is my territory.
Much like a snake, I wait for the perfect opportunity to strike. So I'm letting everyone know in the back, when you're walking around, when you enter that ring, be careful of where you step...
Jake Roberts- Because when you least expect it, when I see you are vulnerable, and when you don't see it coming, I strike with the DDT. So boys, pick your poison wisely... You wouldn't want to get bitten.
Jake Roberts- As most have heard by now, I'm back. Sounds like good news, right? No, no, no.. That's bad news. At least for everyone here. When I received the phone call to step back inside the wrestling ring, I thought long and hard about it... And I remembered.. For centuries, as long as man has walked this planet, fear has existed.
Every living creature that roams this earth, has a fear. Do you know what the most feared thing is? It's not spiders, it's not even death, but snakes. For centuries, man has feared the snake. Reasons vary from country to country, decade long myths and legends of monsters and demons...
Now you may say, this isn't true, but it is my friends. Because you see... Snakes, they ambush their prey. So camouflaged, you never see it coming. Snakes most often attack when another creature enters or comes close to their territory, and that ring, is my territory.
Much like a snake, I wait for the perfect opportunity to strike. So I'm letting everyone know in the back, when you're walking around, when you enter that ring, be careful of where you step...
Jake Roberts- Because when you least expect it, when I see you are vulnerable, and when you don't see it coming, I strike with the DDT. So boys, pick your poison wisely... You wouldn't want to get bitten.
