Roadblock Post Match w/ WWE Champion Chris Jericho (Week 13)
Jan 9, 2018 20:56:40 GMT -5
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Post by strousem09 on Jan 9, 2018 20:56:40 GMT -5
(For future reference, yes, I do switch back between face and heel in this, but Chris Jericho has reached a level of immortality that even as a heel he's a forced tweener)
Renee Young (off camera): Ladies and gentleman, your WWE Champion, Chris Jericho.
(Pretend that's the WWE Title, best I could do, same damn design anyway...)
Jericho: Yeah, you're damn right I'm your WWE Champion, and I had to defend in an unfair match I had no business having to partake in only 5 days after the biggest match in the world today, Alpha vs Omega.
So to you, Shane McMahon, Daniel Bryan, do you know what happens when you put me, Chris Jericho, moi, THE main event, in an unfair triple threat match, only 5 DAYS after the biggest match IN THE WORLD? Huh? HUH? SHANE MCMAHON!? DANIEL BRYAN!? No... you're not getting put on "The List", you're not worth the blotch of ink, and hardly worth my wasted breath.
Renee: I'm sure they very much appreciate that. That aside, you were able to retain your WWE Championship against two of the very best in WWE today in a grueling contest, how- (cut off)
Jericho, interrupting: Now, I'm not going to come out here and lie, and say that was an easy victory, because simply put, it wasn't, I'm man enough to admit that. But at the end of the day, I, Y2J, CHRIS JERICHO, prove why I am the Best, In The World, At What, I Do, and why I am the WWE Champion. Do you understand, what I'm saying to you, right now?
Renee: Understood. As I was saying, and not to undermine your performance, but how do you expect to keep standing your guard against these younger talents week after week, month after month?
Jericho: You know, you're right, I'm not the Chris Jericho of old, and maybe I'm becoming an old Chris Jericho. But I've been in the game for 27 years, I've been in this business longer than some of these guys have been able to talk, and I've been able to survive year after year. Needless to say, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve, and trust me when I say I will do ANYTHING to keep this title around the Waist of Jericho, keep it (the title) on MAAAN!
Jericho: So to the next young lion that wants to step up to Chris Jericho, keep in mind, I'm the Liontamer, and you'll be the next to be put on the list of Jericho, no not that list for stupid idiot marks, but in the list of foes I put in their place. Now, Renee, if you don't mind, I'll be going to better places I'd rather be, to celebrate with the friends of Jericho, CHEER ME ON MAAAN!
Renee: Thank you for your time...
Renee Young (off camera): Ladies and gentleman, your WWE Champion, Chris Jericho.
(Pretend that's the WWE Title, best I could do, same damn design anyway...)
Jericho: Yeah, you're damn right I'm your WWE Champion, and I had to defend in an unfair match I had no business having to partake in only 5 days after the biggest match in the world today, Alpha vs Omega.
So to you, Shane McMahon, Daniel Bryan, do you know what happens when you put me, Chris Jericho, moi, THE main event, in an unfair triple threat match, only 5 DAYS after the biggest match IN THE WORLD? Huh? HUH? SHANE MCMAHON!? DANIEL BRYAN!? No... you're not getting put on "The List", you're not worth the blotch of ink, and hardly worth my wasted breath.
Renee: I'm sure they very much appreciate that. That aside, you were able to retain your WWE Championship against two of the very best in WWE today in a grueling contest, how- (cut off)
Jericho, interrupting: Now, I'm not going to come out here and lie, and say that was an easy victory, because simply put, it wasn't, I'm man enough to admit that. But at the end of the day, I, Y2J, CHRIS JERICHO, prove why I am the Best, In The World, At What, I Do, and why I am the WWE Champion. Do you understand, what I'm saying to you, right now?
Renee: Understood. As I was saying, and not to undermine your performance, but how do you expect to keep standing your guard against these younger talents week after week, month after month?
Jericho: You know, you're right, I'm not the Chris Jericho of old, and maybe I'm becoming an old Chris Jericho. But I've been in the game for 27 years, I've been in this business longer than some of these guys have been able to talk, and I've been able to survive year after year. Needless to say, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve, and trust me when I say I will do ANYTHING to keep this title around the Waist of Jericho, keep it (the title) on MAAAN!
Jericho: So to the next young lion that wants to step up to Chris Jericho, keep in mind, I'm the Liontamer, and you'll be the next to be put on the list of Jericho, no not that list for stupid idiot marks, but in the list of foes I put in their place. Now, Renee, if you don't mind, I'll be going to better places I'd rather be, to celebrate with the friends of Jericho, CHEER ME ON MAAAN!
Renee: Thank you for your time...
