Post by TheRingGeneral23 on Jan 14, 2018 10:21:08 GMT -5
*Scene opens with security in the ring. JoJo begins to speak.*
JoJo- Ladies and gentlemen, will you please rise as we welcome a very special guest.. WWE Hall of Famer and.... President of the United States of America, President Donald Trump!
*The majority of fans nearly blow the roof of the building as they boo him as he makes his way down to the ring. He enters the ring and his handed a mic.*
Donald Trump- Thank you.. Thank you. Believe me... It's truly an honor to be here in front of some of the greatest people in the world.
*Fans are still booing as Trump clearly ignores the fact he's being booed like no one else has ever been booed"
As your President and WWE Hall of Famer might I had, when I received the phone call to be here and speak in front of all of you, I couldn't say no. I just knew that tonight would be yuge. And believe me, it will be.. Not only wi...
*Before he can continue music hits over the PA and the fans go absolutely insane with cheers.*
*Austin enters the ring, does his 4 corner pose for the fans and then grabs a mic*
Steve Austin- Mr. President.. I have to say, I wasn't expecting any guests.
*WHAT!?*
I wasn't expecting company
*WHAT!?*
Much less the POTUS.
*WHAT!?*
The man who runs the country
*WHAT!?*
The guy who makes decisions to better the country
*WHAT!?*
But I hate to ruin the mood. See, I have a problem with this. I wasn't prepared to be hosting an event with you..
*Austin pauses as he notices Trump looking down at his shirt*
Why are you looking at my shirt? My eyes are up here..
*Trump says something without the mic*
What was that? I couldn't hear you.. Use the mic when you talk. I can barely hear you, it's either my hearing is getting worse with my old age or I can't hear you because you have 17,000 fans calling you an asshole!
*Fans start chanting asshole towards Trump*
Donald Trump- Real cute.. I couldn't help but notice you're shirt is wet.
Steve Austin- That's what you're worried about? My shirt? Well.. It's wet because you made me spill my beer.
*WHAT!?*
You interrupted my drinking time
*WHAT!?*
He made me spill my beer, that's alcohol abuse and that doesn't set well with me.
Why are you smiling? Did I say something funny?
*WHAT!?*
Was something I said cute?
*WHAT!?*
Because honestly, you made me spill my beer and i'm just a little bit pissed off. When Stephanie McMahon called me to fill in for her while she takes care of some family business, she failed to inform me you'd be here. So not only was I not expecting a guest... But you made me spill my damn beer.
So you come out here, the fans boo you because you're probably the biggest piece of trash "Stone Cold" has ever seen!
You talking about building a wall to secure our boarders.
*fans boo loudly*
I say at this current time that's the least of your worries. What you should be worried about is buying "Stone Cold" some more beer to save your ass from being on the receiving end of as ass whooping.
*Fans erupt in cheers*
What's wrong? You're suddenly not smiling? Instead of just standing there looking like a jackass, I suggest you have one of your boys go buy me another case of beer.
Actually, I change my mind.. You're the president. I shouldn't talk to you this way.. Instead, here's what we're gonna do...
*The fans jump to their feet!!!!*
Now that-that's over with. Get this piece of trash out of the ring. IF YOU'RE READY FOR ONE HELL OF A WEEK GIMME A HELL YEAH!
*HELL YEAH!!!!*
JoJo- Ladies and gentlemen, will you please rise as we welcome a very special guest.. WWE Hall of Famer and.... President of the United States of America, President Donald Trump!
*The majority of fans nearly blow the roof of the building as they boo him as he makes his way down to the ring. He enters the ring and his handed a mic.*
Donald Trump- Thank you.. Thank you. Believe me... It's truly an honor to be here in front of some of the greatest people in the world.
*Fans are still booing as Trump clearly ignores the fact he's being booed like no one else has ever been booed"
As your President and WWE Hall of Famer might I had, when I received the phone call to be here and speak in front of all of you, I couldn't say no. I just knew that tonight would be yuge. And believe me, it will be.. Not only wi...
*Before he can continue music hits over the PA and the fans go absolutely insane with cheers.*
*Austin enters the ring, does his 4 corner pose for the fans and then grabs a mic*
Steve Austin- Mr. President.. I have to say, I wasn't expecting any guests.
*WHAT!?*
I wasn't expecting company
*WHAT!?*
Much less the POTUS.
*WHAT!?*
The man who runs the country
*WHAT!?*
The guy who makes decisions to better the country
*WHAT!?*
But I hate to ruin the mood. See, I have a problem with this. I wasn't prepared to be hosting an event with you..
*Austin pauses as he notices Trump looking down at his shirt*
Why are you looking at my shirt? My eyes are up here..
*Trump says something without the mic*
What was that? I couldn't hear you.. Use the mic when you talk. I can barely hear you, it's either my hearing is getting worse with my old age or I can't hear you because you have 17,000 fans calling you an asshole!
*Fans start chanting asshole towards Trump*
Donald Trump- Real cute.. I couldn't help but notice you're shirt is wet.
Steve Austin- That's what you're worried about? My shirt? Well.. It's wet because you made me spill my beer.
*WHAT!?*
You interrupted my drinking time
*WHAT!?*
He made me spill my beer, that's alcohol abuse and that doesn't set well with me.
Why are you smiling? Did I say something funny?
*WHAT!?*
Was something I said cute?
*WHAT!?*
Because honestly, you made me spill my beer and i'm just a little bit pissed off. When Stephanie McMahon called me to fill in for her while she takes care of some family business, she failed to inform me you'd be here. So not only was I not expecting a guest... But you made me spill my damn beer.
So you come out here, the fans boo you because you're probably the biggest piece of trash "Stone Cold" has ever seen!
You talking about building a wall to secure our boarders.
*fans boo loudly*
I say at this current time that's the least of your worries. What you should be worried about is buying "Stone Cold" some more beer to save your ass from being on the receiving end of as ass whooping.
*Fans erupt in cheers*
What's wrong? You're suddenly not smiling? Instead of just standing there looking like a jackass, I suggest you have one of your boys go buy me another case of beer.
Actually, I change my mind.. You're the president. I shouldn't talk to you this way.. Instead, here's what we're gonna do...
*The fans jump to their feet!!!!*
Now that-that's over with. Get this piece of trash out of the ring. IF YOU'RE READY FOR ONE HELL OF A WEEK GIMME A HELL YEAH!
*HELL YEAH!!!!*
