Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2018 2:41:15 GMT -5
Michael Cole: Live from Miami Florida, Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Smackdown!
*JBL’s music hits, as balloons parade down from the ceiling*
Cole: And this.. well your new World Heavyweight champion is on hi-
*JBL makes his way down to the ring, attempting to shake hands with fans who instead flip him off*
JBL: Hello and WELCOME to the OFFICIAL coronation of YOUR World heavyweight champion, JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD!
*Massive boos emerge from the crowd*
Cole: Oh give me a break..
Tazz: Hey why don’t you can it for a minute, you smuck? The champ is addressing the people!
JBL: I accept the fact that you boo me, it’ll pass. You just need to get used to change. Change, that’s for the better. See we don’t need people like Eddie Guerrero as champion, no no no. We need a REAL American hero as the leader of Smackdown. Lying? Cheating? Stealing? Is that befitting a champion?
*Fans chant “EDDIE”*
You can cut the Eddie chants, he’s long gone. Trash like that is exactly what is tarnishing this business. Yet you disrespect patriotic people like me and our illustrious president Don-
*Crowd erupts into uncontrollable boos for several minutes as JBL’s mic is drowned out by the fans*
If you’re done.. at the end of the day he is still your President,
*Boos*
And I am STILL, your World Heavyweight Champion. And on behalf of my fellow patriotic hero President Trump, thank you all for your support, and God Bless America.
*JBL’s music plays as fireworks go off and confetti falls, concluding his celebration*
*JBL’s music hits, as balloons parade down from the ceiling*
Cole: And this.. well your new World Heavyweight champion is on hi-
Tazz: Where’s your excitement at, princess? Our WORLD champion is on his way to the ring! I’m hyped! Look at that smile..
*JBL exits his limousine to a roar of boos while smiling*
*JBL exits his limousine to a roar of boos while smiling*
*JBL makes his way down to the ring, attempting to shake hands with fans who instead flip him off*
JBL: Hello and WELCOME to the OFFICIAL coronation of YOUR World heavyweight champion, JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD!
*Massive boos emerge from the crowd*
Cole: Oh give me a break..
Tazz: Hey why don’t you can it for a minute, you smuck? The champ is addressing the people!
JBL: I accept the fact that you boo me, it’ll pass. You just need to get used to change. Change, that’s for the better. See we don’t need people like Eddie Guerrero as champion, no no no. We need a REAL American hero as the leader of Smackdown. Lying? Cheating? Stealing? Is that befitting a champion?
*Fans chant “EDDIE”*
You can cut the Eddie chants, he’s long gone. Trash like that is exactly what is tarnishing this business. Yet you disrespect patriotic people like me and our illustrious president Don-
*Crowd erupts into uncontrollable boos for several minutes as JBL’s mic is drowned out by the fans*
If you’re done.. at the end of the day he is still your President,
*Boos*
And I am STILL, your World Heavyweight Champion. And on behalf of my fellow patriotic hero President Trump, thank you all for your support, and God Bless America.
*JBL’s music plays as fireworks go off and confetti falls, concluding his celebration*
