Post by strousem09 on Jan 21, 2018 13:25:12 GMT -5
*Noises of equipment being thrown around as Chris Jericho walks into frame with Tom Phillips after the impromptu handicap match*
Jericho: What? What the hell do you want, Mike Rome, you going to ask me how I feel? Huh? HUH?
Tom Phillips: Um, actually, I'm Tom-
Jericho: Shut up, Mike! You don't interrupt your WWE Champion, Mike! You want to ask me something, Mike!? Huh?! You ask questions when I tell you to, so ask me something, Mike!
Tom/"Mike": As we all just witnessed, Matt Hardy just turned on you with an appropriately named Twist of Fate, as we set just 6 days away from the Royal Rumble with your high profile title defense, what are your thoughts?
Jericho: What are my thoughts? My thoughts are that maniacal stupid idiot assclown is going to get what's coming to him. He wants to attack me from behind (despite Jericho actually provoking the turn)? Well maybe I'll attack him from behind (tried and failed 🙁), see how he likes a "sneak attack". I'll tell you now, Mike, come this Sunday, there will be no "sneak attacks", but only "The Best in the World at What He Does" BREAKING (broken, wink wink) Matt Hardy into pieces. You claim you're "Woken"? Maybe it's time the Alpha puts you to sleep. Any more stupid questions? *Tom shakes his head*. Good, now get the hell out of my face, MIKE!
Tom: Thank you for your time...
Jericho: What? What the hell do you want, Mike Rome, you going to ask me how I feel? Huh? HUH?
Tom Phillips: Um, actually, I'm Tom-
Jericho: Shut up, Mike! You don't interrupt your WWE Champion, Mike! You want to ask me something, Mike!? Huh?! You ask questions when I tell you to, so ask me something, Mike!
Tom/"Mike": As we all just witnessed, Matt Hardy just turned on you with an appropriately named Twist of Fate, as we set just 6 days away from the Royal Rumble with your high profile title defense, what are your thoughts?
Jericho: What are my thoughts? My thoughts are that maniacal stupid idiot assclown is going to get what's coming to him. He wants to attack me from behind (despite Jericho actually provoking the turn)? Well maybe I'll attack him from behind (tried and failed 🙁), see how he likes a "sneak attack". I'll tell you now, Mike, come this Sunday, there will be no "sneak attacks", but only "The Best in the World at What He Does" BREAKING (broken, wink wink) Matt Hardy into pieces. You claim you're "Woken"? Maybe it's time the Alpha puts you to sleep. Any more stupid questions? *Tom shakes his head*. Good, now get the hell out of my face, MIKE!
Tom: Thank you for your time...
