Post by plagueofzombies on Aug 3, 2018 11:43:22 GMT -5
Kurt Angle:
"Good evening ladies and gentleman, tonight I would like to announce the new number one contender for Dean Ambrose's Intercontinental Championsh..."
*Guitar strums*
Elias:
"Kurt, Kurt, Kurt... Just the Olympic Gold GM I was looking for."
Angle:
"What is it now Elias? Was your stool not comfortable enough last week? I don't have time for your problems right now."
Elias:
"Now Kurt, you and I both know why I'm here. It's no coincidence that 'The Drifter' just happened to walk up as you were going to announce a new number one contender. I'm hot right now, the ratings don't lie. Not to mention, I just proved myself on Main Event against your Olympic buddy Mark Henry. If anyone deserves an opportunity at the champ, it's yours truly. Now please, silence your cell phone."
*Guitar strums*
"Good evening ladies and gentleman, tonight I would like to announce the new number one contender for Dean Ambrose's Intercontinental Championsh..."
*Guitar strums*
Elias:
"Kurt, Kurt, Kurt... Just the Olympic Gold GM I was looking for."
Angle:
"What is it now Elias? Was your stool not comfortable enough last week? I don't have time for your problems right now."
Elias:
"Now Kurt, you and I both know why I'm here. It's no coincidence that 'The Drifter' just happened to walk up as you were going to announce a new number one contender. I'm hot right now, the ratings don't lie. Not to mention, I just proved myself on Main Event against your Olympic buddy Mark Henry. If anyone deserves an opportunity at the champ, it's yours truly. Now please, silence your cell phone."
*Guitar strums*
