Post by plagueofzombies on Aug 21, 2018 9:08:28 GMT -5
*LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ELIAS*
Elias: *Sniffs* "You smell that Portland? I do, it's the smell of complete bull crap is what it is. My match this past Sunday was a fluke. Notice how I call it MY match, let's face it, I'm right. I kicked Bobby's butt all over this ring for twenty minutes and for what? Him to get one lucky ddt in and finish me off? Nah, nah see that's not how Elias rolls. When I step through those ropes, people are captivated. They're awe struck, and I'm not talking about when I'm out here doing my thing on the six sting singing about any and everything..."
Elias: "I'm talking about the pure talent and skill that I hold inside of me to where a shiny robe or yelling some cheesy word would only lessen my chances of success. Now don't get me wrong it's a sound strategy, I mean after all didn't half of the roster used to dress and act that way back in 1977? Sheesh Bobby, I think it's time to step into the future. That being said, I'm not gonna be stuck on my failure. I'm moving forward to bigger and better things, while 'GLORIOUS' Bobby Roode and others like him can keep floating on their comfortable plateaus of careers, while the real talent continues our meteoric rise to the top."
Elias: *Sniffs* "You smell that Portland? I do, it's the smell of complete bull crap is what it is. My match this past Sunday was a fluke. Notice how I call it MY match, let's face it, I'm right. I kicked Bobby's butt all over this ring for twenty minutes and for what? Him to get one lucky ddt in and finish me off? Nah, nah see that's not how Elias rolls. When I step through those ropes, people are captivated. They're awe struck, and I'm not talking about when I'm out here doing my thing on the six sting singing about any and everything..."
Elias: "I'm talking about the pure talent and skill that I hold inside of me to where a shiny robe or yelling some cheesy word would only lessen my chances of success. Now don't get me wrong it's a sound strategy, I mean after all didn't half of the roster used to dress and act that way back in 1977? Sheesh Bobby, I think it's time to step into the future. That being said, I'm not gonna be stuck on my failure. I'm moving forward to bigger and better things, while 'GLORIOUS' Bobby Roode and others like him can keep floating on their comfortable plateaus of careers, while the real talent continues our meteoric rise to the top."
