Post by plagueofzombies on Sept 3, 2018 13:08:23 GMT -5
Jojo: "Ladies & Gentlemen, Elias."
*Guitar strums*
Elias: "Now, I've got something to ask you tonight WWE Universe... WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS?"
Elias: "Now this week something interesting is gonna happen, something that I'm sure none of you simpletons here in Birmingham Alabama could've ever seen coming. This week kicks off the Intercontinental Championship Tournament. A tournament that will prove once and for all that I belong in this ring, that I am Sports Entertainment. Don't believe me? Well, take a listen to this new song I wrote and it just may sway your beliefs. Now, if you could all silence your cell phones, hold your applause, and SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!"
*Crowd Boos*
Elias: "It's in the evening, the sun goes down,
The crowd will be booing pretty loud,
My beard is awesome, his mask is not,
When was his last match? I forgot!
The drifter is hungry, he's going to tell
,
This seven foot monster, to go back to Hell!
More wins to come, more places to go
I cannot lose, it's time for a show!!
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane
!
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane!
His body is burning, he starts to shout
A demon is coming, to shut my mouth.
Burning with rage till Elias breaks loose
,
Just have to take it, sometimes you lose!
The title is calling, I have no choice
But to put down the demon, with Elias' voice.
He's chomping his bit, he's looking quite fit,
Coming for Elias, to get met with a fist!
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane (Are you ready, big red machine?)
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane (Come on, Devil's Favorite Demon)
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane
Here I am!"
*Guitar strums*
Elias: "Now, I've got something to ask you tonight WWE Universe... WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS?"
Elias: "Now this week something interesting is gonna happen, something that I'm sure none of you simpletons here in Birmingham Alabama could've ever seen coming. This week kicks off the Intercontinental Championship Tournament. A tournament that will prove once and for all that I belong in this ring, that I am Sports Entertainment. Don't believe me? Well, take a listen to this new song I wrote and it just may sway your beliefs. Now, if you could all silence your cell phones, hold your applause, and SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!"
*Crowd Boos*
Elias: "It's in the evening, the sun goes down,
The crowd will be booing pretty loud,
My beard is awesome, his mask is not,
When was his last match? I forgot!
The drifter is hungry, he's going to tell
,
This seven foot monster, to go back to Hell!
More wins to come, more places to go
I cannot lose, it's time for a show!!
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane
!
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane!
His body is burning, he starts to shout
A demon is coming, to shut my mouth.
Burning with rage till Elias breaks loose
,
Just have to take it, sometimes you lose!
The title is calling, I have no choice
But to put down the demon, with Elias' voice.
He's chomping his bit, he's looking quite fit,
Coming for Elias, to get met with a fist!
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane (Are you ready, big red machine?)
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane (Come on, Devil's Favorite Demon)
Here I am
Ready to beat up on Kane
Here I am!"
