Angle and Jericho prepare for Backlash (Week 3)
Oct 24, 2018 17:12:47 GMT -5
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*Camera cuts to titantron*
Chris Jericho: You ready for tonight man?
Kurt Angle: *Slight chuckle* Yeah, you bet I'm ready.
Chris Jericho: After that meeting with Vince, I sense that you and I are on the same page.
Kurt Angle: I felt the same way too. You know what they say, two minds think alike.
Chris Jericho: *Pauses* No Kurt... It's two "great" minds.. You know what, forget it.
Chris Jericho: What matters most is that we get our wins tonight and so Vince knows we're men of our words!
Kurt Angle: Of course. But if one of us loses tonight...
Chris Jericho: You can't think like that Kurt. Did you think like that when you were competing for your gold medal?
Kurt Angle: Heck no! I won my gold medal with a brok.. *Jericho interrupts*
Chis Jericho: Broken neck, yeah we all know. Back to my original point, you gotta think like that when heading into your match tonight.
We can't have someone like Triple H represent Raw, WCW would win in the ratings every week if that was to happen.
Kurt Angle: Hey Chris, I understand your concern but you don't need to tell me whats a stake tonight.
This WWF Title means everything to me, there's nothing I wouldn't do to keep it around my waist.
When guys like me and you are around, Triple H will never win the WWF Championship. And that goes for Steve Austin too.
Chris Jericho: You're right, I know that you know what to do out there. Just trying to boost your confidence up.
Word of advice, Hunter has a secret tool that he can use against you. It's a perfect tool for a ladder match.
Kurt Angle: What's that?
Chris Jericho: His nose.
*Angle, Jericho and the whole arena start laughing*
Kurt Angle: Hahaha! Chris man, you're killing me!
Chris Jericho: I'm tellin ya man, he doesn't even have to use his arms to grab the title with a nose like that.
Kurt Angle: Yeah, his nostrils could probably unhooked the title when he inhales too.
Chris Jericho: Exactly, exactly. Isn't it great that two hungry, young, talented men can get along and work together as a team?
You don't see stuff like this often. Stupid idiots like Steve Austin will never understand the true meaning of team work.
Kurt Angle: That son of b**** couldn't even turn up for ONE tag match with you.
Steve Austin has always had an attitude problem.
Well guess what? Next time he tries something like that again, I've got your back.
Chris Jericho: I mean, he lives in Texas for Gods sake!
The only thing that grows in Texas is the crime rate, so that explains his vulgar behaviour.
Kurt Angle: You'll get your revenge tonight and finally beat that scum bag, I'm sure of it.
No matter what happens tonight, we both will come out on top.
Chris Jericho: That's right Kurt, we will come out on top.
You know why? Because side by side, me and you are unstoppable.
We will do anything and everything to make sure the locker room knows who the Kings are around here.
Kurt Angle: Oh It's true...
Chris Jericho: It's damn true.
*Camera cuts to commentary*
Chris Jericho: You ready for tonight man?
Kurt Angle: *Slight chuckle* Yeah, you bet I'm ready.
Chris Jericho: After that meeting with Vince, I sense that you and I are on the same page.
Kurt Angle: I felt the same way too. You know what they say, two minds think alike.
Chris Jericho: *Pauses* No Kurt... It's two "great" minds.. You know what, forget it.
Chris Jericho: What matters most is that we get our wins tonight and so Vince knows we're men of our words!
Kurt Angle: Of course. But if one of us loses tonight...
Chris Jericho: You can't think like that Kurt. Did you think like that when you were competing for your gold medal?
Kurt Angle: Heck no! I won my gold medal with a brok.. *Jericho interrupts*
Chis Jericho: Broken neck, yeah we all know. Back to my original point, you gotta think like that when heading into your match tonight.
We can't have someone like Triple H represent Raw, WCW would win in the ratings every week if that was to happen.
Kurt Angle: Hey Chris, I understand your concern but you don't need to tell me whats a stake tonight.
This WWF Title means everything to me, there's nothing I wouldn't do to keep it around my waist.
When guys like me and you are around, Triple H will never win the WWF Championship. And that goes for Steve Austin too.
Chris Jericho: You're right, I know that you know what to do out there. Just trying to boost your confidence up.
Word of advice, Hunter has a secret tool that he can use against you. It's a perfect tool for a ladder match.
Kurt Angle: What's that?
Chris Jericho: His nose.
*Angle, Jericho and the whole arena start laughing*
Kurt Angle: Hahaha! Chris man, you're killing me!
Chris Jericho: I'm tellin ya man, he doesn't even have to use his arms to grab the title with a nose like that.
Kurt Angle: Yeah, his nostrils could probably unhooked the title when he inhales too.
Chris Jericho: Exactly, exactly. Isn't it great that two hungry, young, talented men can get along and work together as a team?
You don't see stuff like this often. Stupid idiots like Steve Austin will never understand the true meaning of team work.
Kurt Angle: That son of b**** couldn't even turn up for ONE tag match with you.
Steve Austin has always had an attitude problem.
Well guess what? Next time he tries something like that again, I've got your back.
Chris Jericho: I mean, he lives in Texas for Gods sake!
The only thing that grows in Texas is the crime rate, so that explains his vulgar behaviour.
Kurt Angle: You'll get your revenge tonight and finally beat that scum bag, I'm sure of it.
No matter what happens tonight, we both will come out on top.
Chris Jericho: That's right Kurt, we will come out on top.
You know why? Because side by side, me and you are unstoppable.
We will do anything and everything to make sure the locker room knows who the Kings are around here.
Kurt Angle: Oh It's true...
Chris Jericho: It's damn true.
*Camera cuts to commentary*
