Mr. McMahon: Special announcement (Week 4)

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Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw!

I’m Michael Cole along side my colleagues, Corey Graves and Renee Young.

We are scheduled to hear from our Chairman, Mr. McMahon in just a few moments. But first, let’s take you back to the shocking events of last nights TLC pay-per-view

*Video package airs of Chris Jericho being brutally assaulted last night by The Authority, followed by Seth Rollins defeating Jericho in a matter of seconds*





Michael Cole: Chris Jericho suffered a career threatening injury at the hands of the Authority last night. Seth Rollins is now a 2 time Universal champion...

Corey Graves: Thats right, Cole. Although you might not agree with the way he accomplished that, he’s still our new Universal Champion.

Renee Young: The attack on Chris Jericho left a real *lisp* sour taste in my mouth. We wish Jericho a *lisp* speedy recovery.

*Mr. McMahon’s entrance music plays, he makes his way to the ring*

Michael Cole: The chairman of the board, Mr. McMahon is here!

Corey Graves: Mr. McMahon is rarely here, so you know he’s got something important to say.

Renee Young: Perhaps he’s going to strip Seth Rollins of the championship he didn’t earn last night.

*Mr. McMahon enters the ring with a mic in hand, the crowd is cheering and bowing down to the chairman*

Mr. McMahon: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Monday Night Raw!

*Crowd cheers*



So I’ve got a very special announcement pertaining to Survivor Series

*Crowd: What?!*

You guys want to start that crap, I will leave this ring right now, damn it!

*Crowd: What?!*

Alright, I’m leaving..enjoy the show..

*Mr. McMahon starts walking towards the ropes to exit the ring. The crowd cheers. He then returns to the center of the ring*

You know what, I won’t give you the satisfaction!

Now shut up and listen to what I’m out here to say!

*Mr. McMahon regains his composure*

With TLC behind us, Survivor Series is now on the horizon...

the ultimate battle for brand supremacy....



Red versus blue...

Raw versus SmackDown!...

And I’m here to announce some very special matches that we have lined up for you.

At Survivor Series we will have the Intercontinental Champion, the monsters among men, Braun Strowman versus the United States Champion, Daniel Bryan...

*Yes chant breaks out throughout the arena*

The Universal Champion, The architect, Seth Rollins!

*mixed reaction*

Versus The WWE Champion, The Phenomenal, AJ Styles!

*Mixed reaction*

And of course our traditional Survivor Series elimination tag match which will feature 3 superstars from Raw and 3 from SmackDown.

*Crowd cheers*

However, the stakes are higher than ever this year. The winning team will get more than a tap on the back from either my son, Shane...

*Crowd cheers*

Or my Daughter, Stephanie

*Crowd Boos*

This year the winning team will be rewarded handsomely....

The winning team will be lined up nicely for a championship opportunity on their respective brand.

*Crowd cheers*

As far as the losing team, well...the punishment will be swift and brutal from my children...



*Crowd boos*

That’s right, Thanksgiving dinner is always awkward at the McMahon household. I wish both brands could win, and both Shane and Stephanie could be happy....

However, this is competition damn it! So reach for that brass ring! Show your commissioners that you belong on their show!

If you think my children will be ok with complacency on their brand...

You’re sorely mistaken...because there is no...chance..in hell...

*Mr. McMahon music plays, Raw cuts to commercial break*