Curt Hawkins: "I'm not Happy" (Week 5)
Nov 5, 2018 9:07:57 GMT -5
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Post by Kirb Stomp on Nov 5, 2018 9:07:57 GMT -5
*Raw comes back from commercial cutting to Curt Hawkins walking into the ring looking upset, The crowd cheering*
Corey Graves: Well, He did it...I can't believe I'm actually gonna say this, but Curt Hawkins has actually won a match.
Byron Saxton: Whoo hoo! Bring on the celebration! But why does he look depressed? As if he lost?
Corey Graves: Maybe because he didn't "Actually" win. He didn't cover the beast incarnate to get an "Official" Win to break his streak.
*Curt walks into the ring and grabs a mic*
Curt Hawkins: Now, I bet you guys are wondering why I look like something horrible happened to me. That's because something did. And I'm not happy. Actually I'm kinda pissed.
After the match, I went backstage, everyone was shocked. Everyone was absolutely blown away that No Way Jose got the 1. 2. 3. on Brock Lesnar. They were shaking his hand, they were congratulating him, they were this, they were that...And what about me? What did I get? Nothing. Hell, I had someone say backstage that I lost that match, that I wasn't even needed. I think this is total bull!
*Curt shakes his head as the crowd has a mixed reaction now*
I Should of won that match! I should be facing Brock next week! My hand should of been raised instead of No Way Jose! This is so stupid! Why do I always get treated like garage?! I get my ass kicked by Brock, and what do I get in return? Nothing! At this point, I don't even feel like I won! If Paul Heymen wasn't such a damn distraction in that match I would of won! If Paul wasn't involved I would of been facing Brock!
*Curt throws his mic on the mat standing in disappointment, placing his baton over his shoulder, the crowd giving him light boos*
Corey Graves: What a baby! go cry somewhere else Curt! You clearly didn't even deserve to be next to someone great like Lesnar!
Byron Saxton: What? Why does he think that's a loss? I'm might actually have to agree with you Corey...
*Raw cuts to commercial*
Corey Graves: Well, He did it...I can't believe I'm actually gonna say this, but Curt Hawkins has actually won a match.
Byron Saxton: Whoo hoo! Bring on the celebration! But why does he look depressed? As if he lost?
Corey Graves: Maybe because he didn't "Actually" win. He didn't cover the beast incarnate to get an "Official" Win to break his streak.
*Curt walks into the ring and grabs a mic*
Curt Hawkins: Now, I bet you guys are wondering why I look like something horrible happened to me. That's because something did. And I'm not happy. Actually I'm kinda pissed.
After the match, I went backstage, everyone was shocked. Everyone was absolutely blown away that No Way Jose got the 1. 2. 3. on Brock Lesnar. They were shaking his hand, they were congratulating him, they were this, they were that...And what about me? What did I get? Nothing. Hell, I had someone say backstage that I lost that match, that I wasn't even needed. I think this is total bull!
*Curt shakes his head as the crowd has a mixed reaction now*
I Should of won that match! I should be facing Brock next week! My hand should of been raised instead of No Way Jose! This is so stupid! Why do I always get treated like garage?! I get my ass kicked by Brock, and what do I get in return? Nothing! At this point, I don't even feel like I won! If Paul Heymen wasn't such a damn distraction in that match I would of won! If Paul wasn't involved I would of been facing Brock!
*Curt throws his mic on the mat standing in disappointment, placing his baton over his shoulder, the crowd giving him light boos*
Corey Graves: What a baby! go cry somewhere else Curt! You clearly didn't even deserve to be next to someone great like Lesnar!
Byron Saxton: What? Why does he think that's a loss? I'm might actually have to agree with you Corey...
*Raw cuts to commercial*
