Chris Jericho: The Rock and Y2J backstage (Week 5)

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*Scene opens up backstage*



The Rock: Finally...The Rock has come back....

to Boston...

You see tonight’s the night..the Brahma bull..the people’s champion, The Rock goes one on one with Chris Jericho...

You see, The Rock’s been keeping a close eye on Y2J, Chis Jericho...

Yes, yes...

And I couldn’t help but notice something...


Chris Jericho has an obsession with hitting men below the belt when they least expected...

But you see Chris Jericho, The Rock says

if you even think of coming close to the people’s...

*Jericho suddenly appears and snatches mic from The Rock*



Jericho: I don’t give a Brama Bulls ass what The Rock has to say....

I don’t care about you, your stupid eyebrows and your “Just Bring it”

*mocks The Rock’s taunt*



Me and all the Jerichoholics around the world and in this arena here tonight..

just want to tell you one thing each and every single week and that’s to...

PLEASE....SHUT THE HELL....UP!

*Mixed reaction*



And tonight, Rock...I will make sure you do just that...

And you will never.....EVER...

Be the same...again...

*Michael Cole places the mic back to The Rock*



The Rock: How dare you come back here and interrupt The Rock while he’s addressing the millions....

*Crowd: And millions*

of The Rock’s fans across the world....

But let The Rock get this straight..do you really think you can go one on one....with the great one?



Jericho: I don’t think I can..I know I c...

The Rock: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!



*crowd erupts in laughter*

The Only thing that matters is that tonight..

The jabroni beating, pie eating..trail blazing...

Eyebrow raising...people champ...

THE ROCK!

Will whoop your candy ass all over Boston

And check you directly into...

THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL!

Because you see, Chris Jericho

when it’s all set in done...

All the smoke clears...and the dust settles...

All the world will see is a huge pile of grade A....

blonde haired...

CANADIAN MONKEY CRAP

laying lifeless In that ring.....

IF YOU SMELL....WHAT THE ROCK!



*The Rock Pauses*

*Crowd: Is cooking!*

is cooking...

*They enter a stare off as the scene fades away*