Post by dbsmentality on Aug 22, 2019 7:47:09 GMT -5
*The Man’s music hits*
Philips: Here comes The Man! The #1 Contender for the SD Woman’s championship.
Saxton: She’s been on a tear as of late, guys. The Man just doing what The Man does!
Graves: Oh shut up Saxton...what do you know what a man does....you’re only HALF the man she is!
The Man: Its been awhile since I’ve came out here to talk to you all. I’ve just been busy kicking the entire locker rooms ass back there week after week.
*crowd cheers*
So I thought why not come out here to remind everyone of that...
Let’s go back why don’t we, yeah?
Royal Rumble...week 17. The Man went in there and smacked around 5 other woman and TOOK her #1 contenders shot for Wrestlemania.
Week 18....The Man vs Lita vs Naomi.
The Man handled business and even made the “champion” tap.
Week 19....Once again they feel like throwing yet another obstacle in The Mans way by putting me in another 3 way vs Nikki Bella and Bianca Belair....and yet once again...The Man walked outta there the winner.
Week 20 at The Elimination Chamber PPV....Daddy’s little princess just couldn’t handle seeing The Man dominating around here...so she more than likely asked to get a piece of me and we got put in a 2 out of 3 falls Hell in a Cell match. Very cute princess....but guess what? The Man completely wiped the floor with her pretty little blonde hair by TAKING both falls and CLOSING THE BOOK on whatever little rivalry she felt we had.
At the same time, Lita wins the chamber and wins the SD woman’s title.
*claps sarcastically*
Good job, gal. *eye rolls*
Last week....Week 21...guess what? Yet another 3 way for The Man. Vs Carmella and Nikki Bella.
*finger on chin*
Hmmmm....can you all guess what happened there?
Oh yeah that’s right....The Man...YET AGAIN...does what The Man does and that is go to work and make the donuts in dominating fashion.
So let’s see...*finger on chin doing math in head*
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.....11 12....
12!
12 Ass whippings to all my daughters in 5 weeks.
Which brings me to Wrestlemania and MY TITLE SHOT.
I heard Lita was too afraid of the ass kicking that was coming her way...especially earlier this year when I almost broke her neck with a chair...and she took MY title on a little vacation with her....leaving The Man with no title shot.
At first I was pissed...yes. But you know what Lita...you have to come back soon and guess what...The Man will be here when you do. So make sure not to get sunburn on my championship...because the only sunburn that’s going to be given out is the sunburn on your ASS when The Man goes straight fire on you!
Philips: Here comes The Man! The #1 Contender for the SD Woman’s championship.
Saxton: She’s been on a tear as of late, guys. The Man just doing what The Man does!
Graves: Oh shut up Saxton...what do you know what a man does....you’re only HALF the man she is!
The Man: Its been awhile since I’ve came out here to talk to you all. I’ve just been busy kicking the entire locker rooms ass back there week after week.
*crowd cheers*
So I thought why not come out here to remind everyone of that...
Let’s go back why don’t we, yeah?
Royal Rumble...week 17. The Man went in there and smacked around 5 other woman and TOOK her #1 contenders shot for Wrestlemania.
Week 18....The Man vs Lita vs Naomi.
The Man handled business and even made the “champion” tap.
Week 19....Once again they feel like throwing yet another obstacle in The Mans way by putting me in another 3 way vs Nikki Bella and Bianca Belair....and yet once again...The Man walked outta there the winner.
Week 20 at The Elimination Chamber PPV....Daddy’s little princess just couldn’t handle seeing The Man dominating around here...so she more than likely asked to get a piece of me and we got put in a 2 out of 3 falls Hell in a Cell match. Very cute princess....but guess what? The Man completely wiped the floor with her pretty little blonde hair by TAKING both falls and CLOSING THE BOOK on whatever little rivalry she felt we had.
At the same time, Lita wins the chamber and wins the SD woman’s title.
*claps sarcastically*
Good job, gal. *eye rolls*
Last week....Week 21...guess what? Yet another 3 way for The Man. Vs Carmella and Nikki Bella.
*finger on chin*
Hmmmm....can you all guess what happened there?
Oh yeah that’s right....The Man...YET AGAIN...does what The Man does and that is go to work and make the donuts in dominating fashion.
So let’s see...*finger on chin doing math in head*
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.....11 12....
12!
12 Ass whippings to all my daughters in 5 weeks.
Which brings me to Wrestlemania and MY TITLE SHOT.
I heard Lita was too afraid of the ass kicking that was coming her way...especially earlier this year when I almost broke her neck with a chair...and she took MY title on a little vacation with her....leaving The Man with no title shot.
At first I was pissed...yes. But you know what Lita...you have to come back soon and guess what...The Man will be here when you do. So make sure not to get sunburn on my championship...because the only sunburn that’s going to be given out is the sunburn on your ASS when The Man goes straight fire on you!
