Kevin Owens addresses his opponent change (Season 2.5 KOTR)
Oct 2, 2019 15:43:44 GMT -5
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Post by BritishHeel on Oct 2, 2019 15:43:44 GMT -5
*Camera cuts backstage*
Cathy Kelley: Kevin thank you so much for blessing us with your time! Me and Mike just want to ask you a few questions.
Lets just get the obvious question out the way, what is your thoughts on the opponent switch up from Seth Rollins to Kofi Kingston?
Kevin Owens: First of all, I'm glad you mentioned that I'm blessing you two cretins with MY precious time.
Because I really should be preparing for Kofi Kingston tonight but no, I'm here answering your painfully awful questions.
Kevin Owens: What do I think of the opponent switch up? Well it's quite simple.
Seth Rollins is a scared little boy.
He knows that I've got his number ever since I took his Universal Championship, which is still mine by the way!
Kevin Owens: Actually speaking of that, Mike did you know I'm the longest reigning Universal Champion of all time? Crazy right?
Mike Rome: Indeed! What an accomplish..*Owens cuts off*
Kevin Owens: Shut up, Cathy is better at her job than you.
Cathy Kelley: I mean Kevin... you did see his foot on social media right? The injury did look serious...
Kevin Owens: Serious? That was nothing more than a bruise Cathy.
And I think Seth needs to come up with another finisher. What moron injures themselves with their own move?!
Cathy Kelley: Well regardless off the injury, your main focus is now..*Owens cuts off again*
Kevin Owens: What do you mean regardless off the injury? You're actually buying the crap this phoney coward is selling?
Oh Cathy, I thought you were smart!
Kevin Owens: Is it his eyes? Is it his long black hair? Is it his... insanely feminine fashion style? What is it that makes this dweeb so likeable?
Kevin Owens: I mean for gods sake! THIS IS A GUY WHO SENT A WOMAN PICTURES OF HIS DI..*Cathy quickly interrupts*
Cathy Kelley: OK KEVIN! Okay! That's enough...
Lets just end the interview with this last question because this really went south,
what do you have to say to your new opponent Kofi Kingston?
Kevin Owens: Kofi.
You're tough, you're brave and you're ugly.
See you tonight.
*Kevin leaves*
Cathy Kelley: Kevin thank you so much for blessing us with your time! Me and Mike just want to ask you a few questions.
Lets just get the obvious question out the way, what is your thoughts on the opponent switch up from Seth Rollins to Kofi Kingston?
Kevin Owens: First of all, I'm glad you mentioned that I'm blessing you two cretins with MY precious time.
Because I really should be preparing for Kofi Kingston tonight but no, I'm here answering your painfully awful questions.
Kevin Owens: What do I think of the opponent switch up? Well it's quite simple.
Seth Rollins is a scared little boy.
He knows that I've got his number ever since I took his Universal Championship, which is still mine by the way!
Kevin Owens: Actually speaking of that, Mike did you know I'm the longest reigning Universal Champion of all time? Crazy right?
Mike Rome: Indeed! What an accomplish..*Owens cuts off*
Kevin Owens: Shut up, Cathy is better at her job than you.
Cathy Kelley: I mean Kevin... you did see his foot on social media right? The injury did look serious...
Kevin Owens: Serious? That was nothing more than a bruise Cathy.
And I think Seth needs to come up with another finisher. What moron injures themselves with their own move?!
Cathy Kelley: Well regardless off the injury, your main focus is now..*Owens cuts off again*
Kevin Owens: What do you mean regardless off the injury? You're actually buying the crap this phoney coward is selling?
Oh Cathy, I thought you were smart!
Kevin Owens: Is it his eyes? Is it his long black hair? Is it his... insanely feminine fashion style? What is it that makes this dweeb so likeable?
Kevin Owens: I mean for gods sake! THIS IS A GUY WHO SENT A WOMAN PICTURES OF HIS DI..*Cathy quickly interrupts*
Cathy Kelley: OK KEVIN! Okay! That's enough...
Lets just end the interview with this last question because this really went south,
what do you have to say to your new opponent Kofi Kingston?
Kevin Owens: Kofi.
You're tough, you're brave and you're ugly.
See you tonight.
*Kevin leaves*
